We Don't Need an Outsider We Can't Control

Please don't upset the apple cart by voting for someone new.
This will only open up the Water Board for public view.
It's our mission to maintain a Board where all members think alike,
So we prefer to appoint our Directors, and stay out of sight.
But since we’re forced to have an election,
it doesn’t mean we need any correction.
We'll keep your water flowing,
so we can get more development going,
And then we'll see our pay checks growing!
Vote: 'THE BRAD PACK!'